You've probably been wondering where I've been / what I've been doing, right?
YOU BETTER OR ELSE I'LL JUST GRR.
Anywhoozleheffalumpsandwoozles .. I did the marathon. My knee started wobbling left and right by 19 miles, but I strapped it up, took two painkillers and powered on til the end. Took me 7 hours (it was a walking marathon, starting at midnight, you run, you get disqualified), there was torrential rain, stupidly slippery pavements, bits with no light, I fainted once, almost did twice again, vomited and had to leave my friends as they couldn't finish it. Raised over £300 for Walk the Walk breast cancer charity - paying for it no